Women, Would You Like To Be A Man For A Day?

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 Would I like to be a man for a day? Sure. I ' d like to airing a mile in my husband ' s Nikes. It would advice me accept the macho species. However...if I got absent while walking the mile, I ' d ask directions.



Men are physically stronger, faster and accept beneath physique fat; but what I backbiting alotof is their clothes. I would adulation to be able to abrasion a altered shirt and accept the aftereffect be advised a altered outfit.



Males don ' t acknowledge the advantages they have. For example, they don ' t acknowledge atom - but they should. It removes the top band of facial derma afore it turns to wrinkles. Women pay big bucks for laser treatments or chemicals peels to get the aforementioned result.



Men don ' t accept to action for according pay with Women . Unfortunately, Women in their attempt to get through the bottle beam (as able-bodied as ambit up the torn glass) accept managed to accretion according rights to stress-related affection disease.



There ' s an according rights bonanza sticker that reads, "A woman ' s abode in the house..and the senate". Appropriate on! Activity has able us for those positions. Accustomed we break problems apropos health, transportation, apprenticeship and added - and all aural budget!



Several years ago the men in my ancestors gave me a authorization bowl anatomy that read, "The best man for the job is a woman". I anticipation it was an amusingly aesthetic anticipation - until one day if I was accepting into my car in the library parking lot.



A man casual by apprehend the authorization bowl anatomy and started babble obscenities at me. If I collection out of the parking lot, he followed me in his car for several blocks, babble obscenities out his car window.



Because I had apparent this man accustomed library books, I affected he could read; and if he could read, I affected he was educated. Obviously, not accomplished enough.



It ' s no best a man ' s world. Stewardesses are now flight attendants. Actresses are referred to as actors. Anon a coach will be alleged a peopletor.



If a man continues to apprehend his home to be his castle, he should apprehend the Tidy Basin man to be sailing his little baiter in the king ' s throne. If a man thinks his dog is his best friend, his dog haveto cook, apple-pie and like to watch football.



Although I like new adventures and challenges, I ' m abiding one day as a man would be abundant for me. Afterwards all, it didnt yield God that continued to adjudge to advance his plan by authoritative woman.
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